1 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:14,520 ♪ Salesman, where you going to go? ♪ 2 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:16,680 That's two mochas, a flat white with an extra shot. 3 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:18,200 Freshly ground Columbian brew. 4 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:21,680 We're offering eight lattes for 80, if you order before 8pm. 5 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:23,880 And have you heard of our loyalty card programme? 6 00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:25,600 ♪ Well, salesman, with your wooden cart 7 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:27,800 ♪ That you push along while you walk 8 00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:32,800 ♪ Hey, salesman, got a little dog whose tail wags when you talk 9 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:34,520 ♪ You always wear a smile... ♪ 10 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:37,760 We don't sell coffee. We sell coffee. 11 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:39,360 No, I...I can see the confusion. 12 00:00:39,360 --> 00:00:42,280 ♪ Short lifespan Goodtime salesman... ♪ 13 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:44,760 I think you might be better off popping into a cafe? 14 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:48,560 ♪ Yep, yep, salesman got it on the street, whether it's hot or cold 15 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:50,680 ♪ It's salesman Well, you work real hard... ♪ 16 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:52,000 Good? For now. 17 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:53,880 ♪ Until every part is sold 18 00:00:53,880 --> 00:00:56,480 ♪ Salesman, as the years go by 19 00:00:56,480 --> 00:00:58,440 ♪ People changing every day... ♪ 20 00:00:58,440 --> 00:01:00,400 Place your bets. 21 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:03,960 Lady Gabby's doing well. 22 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:07,000 ♪ You always wear a smile... ♪ 23 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:08,880 I got this totally random text out of nowhere 24 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:10,320 with all these coffee code words. 25 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:13,080 Turns out they were offering some top drawer Charlie Chang. 26 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:15,080 This mystery text, good service, was it? 27 00:01:15,080 --> 00:01:16,560 Oh, superlative, mate. 28 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:19,080 ♪ Copper kettles, different kinds of tin... ♪ 29 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:20,960 Ask Her Ladyship if she needs any jazz salt 30 00:01:20,960 --> 00:01:22,280 and I'll pass on the details 31 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:24,520 because we both get a discount, if she uses my code name. 32 00:01:24,520 --> 00:01:26,560 What's your code name? The Panty Patrol. 33 00:01:26,560 --> 00:01:28,440 ♪ He's sailing so high... ♪ 34 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:30,000 Someone will be along shortly. 35 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,840 OK, thank you. Thanks for your business and tell all your friends. 36 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:35,560 ♪ He's sailing so high, high, high 37 00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:38,000 ♪ Oh! ♪ 38 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:41,520 Oh, my God, you're so disgusting! 39 00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:42,960 Es? 40 00:01:42,960 --> 00:01:44,160 Urgh! 41 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:51,560 Dealing is wrong. You know this. 42 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:52,840 Never forget that. 43 00:01:56,520 --> 00:02:01,160 Now, be wise, stay in school all the way till the end, 44 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:03,240 until you're 18. 45 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:06,000 Don't risk your education for anything. 46 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:11,080 Drugs don't love you 47 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:14,040 and they will take you away from everyone who does love you. 48 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:19,280 Hey, Myrna, 49 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:21,840 we're all in agreement with the "drugs are bad" thing, 50 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:23,440 but can you turn their lives around 51 00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:26,360 after we've paid back The Dean and avoided certain death? 52 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:35,160 Right, I want you to give one of these to everyone who buys from you. 53 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:37,280 And don't just dump them in the bin. 54 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:39,080 I will know. 55 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:20,520 We need more staff. Staff? 56 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:25,520 {\an8}Bigger demand means bigger workload. 57 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:27,760 {\an8}We need to recruit more runners. 58 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:29,280 {\an8}Are you serious? 59 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:31,320 {\an8}Look, I can't be ruining no more kids' lives. 60 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:33,560 {\an8}How else are we going to deal with the demand? 61 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:41,800 We really need to do this? 62 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:46,080 I'm sorry. I don't know. 63 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:47,440 I just... 64 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:50,240 It's just four weeks. 65 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:53,480 Four more weeks. 66 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:06,200 How are you finding things in here? 67 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:10,880 My masseuse ain't great but Margarita Wednesday's a sweet touch. 68 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:13,160 Who's running your line, while you're inside? 69 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:16,840 You got any pull with the governor? 70 00:04:16,840 --> 00:04:19,800 Have you been doing business with someone called The Dean? 71 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:26,560 Plumbing in here is proper old-school, 72 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:29,720 so when anyone on the floors above yanks their flush, 73 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:32,480 their shit bubbles up into the toilet in my cell. 74 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:35,640 It's like brown lava. 75 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:37,040 Nasty ain't the word. 76 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:42,720 I could have a word about a transfer... 77 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:47,520 ..if you tell me about The Dean. 78 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:49,040 It's aight. 79 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:53,520 I'll get used to having a shit volcano in the corner of my bedroom. 80 00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:55,080 I'll call it... 81 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:56,920 ..CRAPatoa. 82 00:05:22,840 --> 00:05:24,440 How about them? 83 00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:29,280 No, no, no, I'll speak to them. 84 00:05:29,280 --> 00:05:32,480 Kids get intimidated by adults, so a woman's less threatening. 85 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:39,120 Hello. Um, I was wondering if I could ask you a quick question? 86 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:40,320 Um... 87 00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:43,560 Where do you see yourself in the next five years? 88 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:45,080 In your vagina. 89 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:50,280 You're a disgusting young man. 90 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:52,200 You want me to show you how disgusting? 91 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:55,520 All right, all right, all right, all right, all right. 92 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:56,600 Let me. 93 00:05:57,720 --> 00:05:59,400 Do you lot want to make some money? 94 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:01,480 Do we have to hold your thing? 95 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:06,920 Brook Hill are recruiting, right now. 96 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:11,280 Anyone that you bring to us that we take on, earn yourself a fiver. 97 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:16,280 You've got one hour or the deal's off. 98 00:06:19,280 --> 00:06:20,560 What are you waiting for? 99 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:33,800 Mr Halloran, 100 00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:37,680 I don't see anything on your CV about computer experience. 101 00:06:37,680 --> 00:06:39,640 Why is that? 102 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:41,560 Well, I mean.... 103 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:44,960 ..can a computer sell fully floating two-piece brake rotors 104 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:46,720 to the Swedish World Rally team? 105 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:51,920 We're developing AI algorithms that can, yes. 106 00:06:54,600 --> 00:07:00,280 Which is why I've recently purchased a Toshiba laptop... 107 00:07:00,280 --> 00:07:03,000 ..voted Which? magazine's best mid-price all-rounder, 108 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,120 two years in a row. 109 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:13,800 You all know what working for Brook Hill entails, right? 110 00:07:16,760 --> 00:07:18,720 Are you Jamie Honeywell's nephew? 111 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:23,160 Later, then. 112 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:26,400 Hey. 113 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:31,720 What's up? 114 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:33,440 What's wrong with him? 115 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:35,200 His uncle's a fed. 116 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:38,000 But we need bodies. No, we can't just take anyone. 117 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,040 But... 118 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:45,440 Can you give me an example of a conflict you've experienced at work 119 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:48,560 and how you resolved it amicably? 120 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:54,200 Yeah. Actually, yes. 121 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:58,000 A lady at work was asking for endless days off. 122 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:59,560 She said she had long Covid 123 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:02,240 and I gave her the benefit of the doubt, as you do, 124 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:05,840 then saw her abseiling at Chessington World of Adventures. 125 00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:08,880 And how did you resolve this conflict amicably? 126 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:10,280 Fired her. 127 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:14,240 It was fine, though. She had a zero-hours contract, so... 128 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:21,120 How old are you? I'm eight. 129 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:22,640 Ten. 130 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:24,280 Get to school! 131 00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:26,080 I mean it. Go! 132 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:28,160 Bye. 133 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:30,920 I don't think you're quite right for us 134 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:34,480 but feel free to grab a Nespresso on the way out. 135 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:43,800 Nah. 136 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:46,160 Come on, B. No, not you, Tyler. 137 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:48,600 I done this before, I know the drill. 138 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:52,000 I'm a hard worker, punctual, and I got my own bike. 139 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:53,520 No. 140 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:56,720 Why? Because I don't trust you. OK. 141 00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:58,160 Can I speak to you, please? 142 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:01,840 Why can't we use him? 143 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:03,920 We're going to run out of people at this rate. 144 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:07,240 Tyler is 18. If he gets nabbed, he's going to do time. 145 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:10,000 Plus, he's not the brightest light on the Christmas tree. 146 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,880 OK, well, we're not auditioning for Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. 147 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:15,640 We need drug runners, people who can count in tens and run fast. 148 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:18,240 Trust me, we don't want him. 149 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:19,800 OK, but we need him! 150 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,600 Tyler, you're in. 151 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:32,840 All right, step up. 152 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:35,400 Come take your phone. 153 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:58,000 What are you doing? Have you never painted a door before? 154 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:01,760 No. Half the time, I don't open them for myself. 155 00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:04,280 Well, that's not how you do it. Give it here. 156 00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:07,680 Right, look. 157 00:10:07,680 --> 00:10:10,920 You get about a centimetre of paint on the end of the brush, all right? 158 00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:12,800 And we're going to go up. 159 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:15,800 Pull up, pull up, pull up. 160 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:19,520 Understand? Not really. Could you show me again? 161 00:10:19,520 --> 00:10:21,960 Right, look and learn. 162 00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:25,240 We're pulling up, we're pulling up, we're pulling up. 163 00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:26,880 Nice and neat, yeah? 164 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:33,720 Hello? 165 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:36,920 Hi, yes. Can I place a coffee order, please, for delivery? 166 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:38,120 What do you want? 167 00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:40,280 The cleanest way to wash and transfer this money 168 00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:42,800 to The Dean's Swiss account is to set up a shell company. 169 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:45,280 Well, we need an offshore tax haven for that, don't we? 170 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:47,280 Gibraltar or Virgin Islands or something. 171 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:49,880 You'd think so, but those places have tightened up the rules. 172 00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:52,520 We need somewhere that doesn't bother with their due diligence. 173 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:54,400 Like Azerbaijan? 174 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:55,760 Britain. Britain? 175 00:10:55,760 --> 00:10:57,960 We're one of the best places in the world for fraud. 176 00:10:57,960 --> 00:11:00,440 This country really doesn't bother with all that expensive, 177 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:02,160 time-consuming due diligence stuff. 178 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:04,080 So, I went on the Companies House website, 179 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:06,160 and for £12, I set up a company. 180 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:10,960 And since 11am, we've been trading as Laycock Logistical Services. 181 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:12,720 You're welcome. 182 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:14,240 Right. 183 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:15,600 But it's not all good news. 184 00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:22,760 I was thinking, why don't I take you to the beach tomorrow? 185 00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:24,400 We don't have time for a mini-break. 186 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:27,440 It's just for the day, just to get away, get a bit of perspective. 187 00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:29,880 It's nothing big. But I have so much to do, 188 00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:32,040 and what if we're needed suddenly? Then... 189 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:33,560 Rani, you can take the afternoon off 190 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:35,560 to spend some time with your boyfriend. 191 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:37,800 Boyfriend? 192 00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:40,880 Aren't I? 193 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:42,880 We just haven't used those words before. 194 00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:45,080 Yeah, I know, but... 195 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,000 ..we care about each other. 196 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,600 We share a flat, beds. 197 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:53,800 Are you not my girlfriend? 198 00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:56,640 Yeah? 199 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:03,240 Oi, Bonnie and Clyde, problem. 200 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:06,520 When we come to the lock, that is a different kettle of fish. 201 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:10,840 OK, I'm going to keep it low, keep it loose, keep those hips loose... 202 00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:14,720 ..and really simple, clean line down, creep off. 203 00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:21,120 Creep and pull off. Yep, creep and pull off. 204 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:24,440 Excuse me, excuse me. Hey, hey, hey, hey. 205 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:26,120 Have you got a permit? 206 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,280 What is going on here? 207 00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:30,280 You're bringing in too much money. 208 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:33,720 You're like the West Country Pablo Escobar and her boyfriend. 209 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:37,040 We can't put it all through Casino's and Gabby's client account 210 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:38,600 without drawing attention. 211 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:41,920 We need to diversify, find a third way to launder all this cash. 212 00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:43,560 OK. So, what's your plan? 213 00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:46,760 I don't know. I ran out of ideas after Laycock Logistical Services. 214 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:49,440 Get out of here! 215 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:51,760 I'm going to put out a tweet that will shred you. 216 00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:53,080 What is the matter with her? 217 00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:55,120 You come back tomorrow and... 218 00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:56,280 All right, stop! 219 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:00,880 Can you believe this? 220 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:03,200 After all our hard work. 221 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,440 What? 222 00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:06,520 The council is selling this place 223 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:09,680 to some telecommunication corporate arsewipes, 224 00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:12,560 so they can demolish it and build a mobile phone mast. 225 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:17,240 I mean, guys, I love my mobile phone 226 00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:19,560 but we have spent ages renovating this place. 227 00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:21,880 I've told them we're going to do a demo here tomorrow. 228 00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:24,880 We are going to bring down the media and we are going to raise a stink. 229 00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:27,200 Who is with me? Greg? Yes, obviously. 230 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:28,760 Is he? 231 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:30,800 We all have a lot on our plates at the moment. 232 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:32,800 We need to save this place from developers. 233 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:34,320 We're not the Goonies. 234 00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:35,440 What? 235 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,360 Myrna, I mean, you're on my side, right? 236 00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:39,040 We'll get your group on board. 237 00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:44,000 Yeah, I mean, I can bring it up at a meeting, but as Rani says, 238 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,280 I've got a lot on my plate at the moment. 239 00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:47,960 What's wrong with you?! 240 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:51,800 Ben? 241 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:54,680 We are going to the beach tomorrow. 242 00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:55,960 The beach? 243 00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:58,800 Diane? 244 00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:00,840 Well, in order to organise a demonstration, 245 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,960 you need to give the police written notice at least 24 hours before. 246 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:05,680 You've only got 19 hours left. 247 00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:08,840 So, if you did do that, I would have to take you down. 248 00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:11,320 Why does nobody care about this? 249 00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:16,440 We could raise the funds and buy the place ourselves. 250 00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:19,600 I am so disappointed in all of you. 251 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:22,760 I thought we were a team. 252 00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:01,680 Yeah? 253 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:03,200 Is that the Panty Patrol? 254 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:04,280 Speaking. 255 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:05,400 Coffee delivery. 256 00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:12,480 Yo, hang loose, my G. Let me get your money. 257 00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:13,960 Come in, shut the door, man. 258 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:26,200 150, there you go, mate. 259 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:28,280 Sweet watch, bruv. What is it, a Rollie? 260 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:30,400 Thanks, bruv. It's actually a Patek Philippe. 261 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:32,200 It's actually worth a bit more than a Rolex. 262 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:33,560 Where do you buy a watch like that? 263 00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:35,640 I didn't buy it. It used to belong to my grandfather. 264 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:37,840 But you know what they say, you don't own one of these, 265 00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:40,080 you just look after them for the next owner. 266 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:41,800 Hah. 267 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:43,880 Yeah, which is me, innit? 268 00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:45,200 I'm sorry, what? 269 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:46,560 I'm the next owner. 270 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:50,920 So, give me my watch and I own that laptop 271 00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:54,560 and how much cash have you got in here? Cos I own all of that, too. 272 00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:57,040 OK, that's... Yeah, honestly, take whatever you need, mate. 273 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:58,480 Take whatever you need. 274 00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:01,320 We could use social media presence to raise awareness, 275 00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:03,640 which I would be happy to do. 276 00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:05,160 What is going on? 277 00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:07,520 I'm just bringing everyone up to speed with our campaign. 278 00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:10,880 What campaign? To save the community centre, as we discussed. 279 00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:12,280 We didn't discuss anything. 280 00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:14,280 I said I would bring it up with the group. 281 00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:15,440 And that's what I'm doing. 282 00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:16,600 Greg. 283 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:19,880 Well, the 2012 Localism Act means that a group like yours 284 00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:21,640 can "stop the clock" on the sale 285 00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:24,040 and nominate it as an "asset of community value", 286 00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:26,000 which allows you time to prepare a bid, 287 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,760 so you can actually buy it yourselves 288 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:29,760 for the "wider benefit of the community". 289 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:31,400 One - can you "stop doing that"? 290 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:33,960 And two - what would we do with a building like that? 291 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,520 Open a community hub. 292 00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:38,560 Rehab centre, pre-natal advice, groups for local kids. 293 00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:39,960 It's a great idea. 294 00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:43,080 Yeah, well, obviously, but how do we buy a building? 295 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:44,360 Fundraising. 296 00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:45,680 It was Greg's idea. 297 00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:47,880 Oh, was it, now? 298 00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:50,040 We are planning a demo for tomorrow. 299 00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:51,640 Right, well, you can't do that. 300 00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:54,080 Because you need to give the police 24 hours written notice 301 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,720 before you can have a demonstration. 302 00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:58,240 Since when do you care about the police? 303 00:16:58,240 --> 00:17:00,840 Has anyone thought about the optics? 304 00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:02,000 Optics? 305 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:06,000 An over-privileged white woman, no offence, 306 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,400 fronting a black civil rights organisation. 307 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:09,880 She wouldn't be fronting it. 308 00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:12,920 She'd be an enthusiastic celebrity supporter 309 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:15,120 with a million followers on social media. 310 00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:16,960 It is 1.2 million. 311 00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:19,880 Right, so, that's what we've become now, have we? 312 00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:21,960 Getting into bed with fame whores. 313 00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:23,320 No offence. 314 00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:25,560 These days, any campaign has to cut through the noise 315 00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:28,000 to the wider public. Her Ladyship could help us with that. 316 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,480 Just think of the fundraising potential. No. 317 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:33,360 I am the Director of the BJC 318 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:37,280 and, no, I am too uneasy about this. 319 00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:39,600 Then we have to put it to the vote. 320 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,400 All those in favour? 321 00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:42,680 Yeah. 322 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:48,000 Greg, can I have a word? 323 00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:53,280 What are you doing?! 324 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:57,400 Gabby is the only thing that links me to that stolen money 325 00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:58,880 and you're bringing her down here 326 00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:01,400 with some crazy idea about buying the community centre. 327 00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:04,680 Yeah, because this is how we launder the rest of the drug money. What? 328 00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:07,520 Brownie? Oh, brownie, yeah, thanks very much. Lovely. 329 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:09,600 No, thanks, Beth. 330 00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:12,280 You're right. A moment on the lips, a lifetime... 331 00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:13,640 Off your tits. 332 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:14,960 That's Acid Beth. 333 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:17,520 Eat one of her brownies, you ain't coming down for days. 334 00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:21,120 Now, what were you saying about laundering money? 335 00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:24,800 Right, look, BJC fundraise to save the community centre, all right? 336 00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:27,120 Real people make cash donations, all right? 337 00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:29,480 A fiver here, a quid there. 338 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:32,160 To those real donations, we add the drug money, 339 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:34,040 mix 'em all together, give 'em a good wash, 340 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:35,440 pay that into the BJC account, 341 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:38,440 and then, transfer out what we need to Laycock Logistical Services. 342 00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:42,600 No! I am not using the BJC to wash dirty money. 343 00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:45,520 We need an organisation that regularly deposits big sums of cash 344 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:47,960 into the bank without causing suspicion. 345 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,880 Claire is already suspicious of everything I do. 346 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,400 How do I explain this? 347 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:55,240 You don't have to explain it. You just make me the BJC treasurer. 348 00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:56,960 Say that Gabby demands that 349 00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:59,480 her lawyer has independent financial oversight. 350 00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:01,760 Yeah, right, cos that sounds like her. 351 00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:04,720 Grant me access to the BJC account, I'll take care of the whole thing. 352 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:06,000 Plus, Gabby was right. 353 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,000 Do we really want to see that building torn down 354 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,360 after all the work we've done? 355 00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:12,480 No, that could be a community hub, owned and operated by the BJC, 356 00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:13,880 helping the people of Bristol. 357 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:15,920 That could be a real thing. 358 00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:17,320 That could be our legacy. 359 00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:20,040 My legacy. No, our legacy. 360 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:31,720 So, this may be nothing but a bloke just came in, 361 00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:33,520 says he was robbed at knife-point 362 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:37,920 and the thief just walks in the front door, no mask, nothing. 363 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:39,840 All sounds a bit suspect. 364 00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:41,320 What do you think? 365 00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:42,520 Drug buy gone wrong? 366 00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:44,160 Mm. That's what I'm wondering. 367 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:48,800 Let's go. 368 00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:51,720 Got a favourite criminal, or...? 369 00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:53,800 No? No, sir. 370 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,280 I'm a Shipman guy. 371 00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:58,800 Hello, sir. I'm Detective Sergeant Haines. 372 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:00,520 This is Detective Sergeant Selforth. 373 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:02,000 We understand you've been robbed. 374 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:05,000 Yeah, yeah. Utter ball-ache but, you know, these things happen. 375 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:08,200 I just need someone to rubber-stamp a report for my insurance claim. 376 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,760 How did the thief gain entry into your home, sir? 377 00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:14,320 He...he rang the door bell and...and I opened the door. 378 00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:15,480 So, you know the thief. 379 00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:17,600 No. 380 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:19,840 Then, why'd you let him in? 381 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:22,840 The poor lad said he was out and about 382 00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:26,480 and got caught short and he needed to use the toilet. 383 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:29,480 Couldn't he just pee in an alley or something? 384 00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:31,440 Yeah, he could've, um... 385 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:34,280 ..but he said he needed more than a pee. 386 00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:37,120 So, you let a teenage boy into your house to take a shit? 387 00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:40,320 I did. That's very kind of you. 388 00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:44,080 Yeah, which is why this all just hurts so much 389 00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:45,960 cos I...I feel used. 390 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:47,680 So, I assume this thief, 391 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:51,560 if he was just in your house to take a dump, didn't have a mask on? 392 00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:54,680 No. So, you got a good look at him. Could you give us a description? 393 00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:56,720 OK. Um, look... 394 00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:58,640 ..I'm actually a lawyer myself, 395 00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:01,560 so I'm aware you guys are woefully under-resourced. 396 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:03,720 I'm not proposing a manhunt for the guy. 397 00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:05,840 I just need someone to sign and stamp this 398 00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:07,800 and I'll be out of your hair. 399 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,880 Which is looking incredibly glossy, if I may say. 400 00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:11,800 What conditioner do you use? 401 00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:13,680 What drugs were you buying? 402 00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:14,880 Er... 403 00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:18,360 I wasn't... I wasn't buying drugs. 404 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:22,440 Like I said, I just thought the chap needed an innocent poo. 405 00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:25,600 He got a laptop, hard drive, iPad, Patek Philippe wristwatch. 406 00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:27,600 Don't they say you never really own one of those...? 407 00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:29,840 You're just looking after them for the next owner, yes. 408 00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:31,880 Do you want to just sign it and I can be on my way? No. 409 00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:33,720 We can't let this sort of thing happen 410 00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:36,000 to esteemed members of our legal profession. 411 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,040 Come with us. Um, why? 412 00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:39,360 Come on. It'll be quick. 413 00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:41,120 I do have plans today. 414 00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:44,040 I'm going to a bitcoin seminar in Swindon. 415 00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:47,520 Sort of like curly fringe, wavy, sort of. 416 00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:49,200 Yeah, yeah. 417 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:51,400 Great. We'll run this through the system. 418 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:54,560 If he has a record, we'll find the swine. 419 00:21:57,360 --> 00:21:59,920 You've got to focus on the bigger picture. 420 00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:03,200 I'm only in it for a few weeks, and then, it'll be over, 421 00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:05,600 and the good that the BJC will do in the future 422 00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:07,960 will make up for the bad that I'm doing now. 423 00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:14,840 Any real change implies the breaking of the world 424 00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:17,160 as we have always known it. 425 00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:18,240 Right? 426 00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:29,120 Community! 427 00:22:29,120 --> 00:22:30,440 Not 5G. 428 00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:31,760 Community! 429 00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:33,840 Not 5G. Community! 430 00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:35,280 Not 5G. 431 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:39,280 We really need some more people down here. Yeah. 432 00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:40,760 And some local news. 433 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:42,720 You mentioned about doing a livestream? 434 00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:44,360 Yeah, good point. I'll get on it. 435 00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,040 Community! 436 00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:49,520 Not 5G. 437 00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:51,840 - Community! - Not 5G. 438 00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:53,120 What are you doing here? 439 00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:55,880 I'm here in my official capacity as a trainee PCSO. 440 00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:58,120 These things start with a few banners and a sing-song, 441 00:22:58,120 --> 00:23:01,000 but then end with you getting shot in the gonads by a rubber bullet. 442 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:04,280 Now, I don't want to have to do that, but if it comes to it, I will. 443 00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:06,240 All right? You've been warned. 444 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:10,000 This is us. 445 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:14,320 The little people versus big business and it is war, 446 00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:16,720 which is why I am dressed to fight. 447 00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:20,040 So, just in case you were wondering, the cardigan is vintage Valentino 448 00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:22,800 and the shorts are upcycled by Miu Miu. 449 00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:24,720 So, come on down and join the fight. 450 00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:30,640 Brownie? 451 00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:32,120 No, thanks, I'm in training. 452 00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:34,920 Community! Not 5G. 453 00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:36,000 Community! 454 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,520 Actually, I will have one. Keep the energy levels up. 455 00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:39,640 Not 5G. 456 00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:42,640 Community! Leg day tomorrow. Better carb up. 457 00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:44,400 Community! Not 5G. 458 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:46,920 - Community! - Not 5G. 459 00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:50,600 Platform 10, the delayed 10:45 CrossCountry Service... 460 00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:53,240 OK, look, revenue's really good, it's just not high enough. 461 00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:56,120 It's like...it's like there's a hole somewhere. 462 00:23:56,120 --> 00:23:58,880 I think we need to re-check figures on the three-for-twos. 463 00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:00,800 Hey. 464 00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:02,680 Can you put that away... 465 00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:04,560 ..for just a few hours? 466 00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:05,640 Yeah, yeah. 467 00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:15,480 The 11:30 Weston-super-Mare train is now arriving on platform 4. 468 00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:30,200 Oi, check it out. 469 00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,480 Cool, I love it. 470 00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:34,040 Drake rocks one just like it. 471 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:37,080 You always see it when he's on stage cos it catches the light. 472 00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:39,240 Touch it. 473 00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:42,120 Oh, shit. 474 00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:45,760 ♪ And every day's the same since I met you... ♪ 475 00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:51,240 ♪ It's such a pretty world today 476 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:56,960 ♪ Knowing that you're mine Ooh 477 00:24:56,960 --> 00:25:02,000 ♪ And happiness is being close to you... ♪ 478 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:05,240 You know, when I was seven, my mum brought me here for the day. 479 00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:11,640 First time I ever saw sand, donkeys, all of that. 480 00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:17,440 Was it weird? 481 00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:19,120 Nah. 482 00:25:19,120 --> 00:25:20,480 Nah, it was cool. 483 00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:24,800 It's one of the very few happy memories I've got with her. 484 00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:27,760 Got with anyone. 485 00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:33,480 Oh, my days. 486 00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:35,040 I remember this place. 487 00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:37,480 I had my first fish and chips here, that day. 488 00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:39,040 The batter... 489 00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:40,840 ..incredible. 490 00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:43,720 It's amazing it's still here. 491 00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:46,440 Just about. 492 00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:49,880 You ever remember something so much, it's like you made it up? 493 00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:53,720 Like you drew it in your imagination or something. 494 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,360 That's how I feel, when I think about this place. 495 00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:03,560 I want you to imagine something, yeah? Mm-hm. 496 00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:08,240 Imagine a sign that says, "Ben And Rani's Caribbean Cookout". 497 00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:13,000 Nah, I'm serious. 498 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,880 We should buy this place. 499 00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:17,840 My cooking, your brains. 500 00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:20,600 What, did you bring me here... 501 00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:22,440 ..for this? 502 00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:25,520 Yeah, I saw it online for sale. 503 00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:27,040 OK, so... 504 00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:32,280 ..we'd move to Weston and run a food shack together? 505 00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:35,480 Yeah. I mean, you ever wanted to live by the sea? 506 00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:40,920 I mean, it's...it's out there... 507 00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:41,960 ..somewhere. 508 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,640 Do you want to have a look inside? 509 00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:51,520 Yeah. OK, fine. 510 00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:53,920 Yeah? All right, I'll call the estate agent. 511 00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:57,920 It's open. 512 00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:05,840 Can you positively identify the thief? 513 00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:07,760 Number three. You sure? 514 00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:11,960 Yes, but he's not wearing my watch, which is concerning. 515 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,280 Wow. 516 00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:19,480 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 517 00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:22,200 I never knew you could do this. You can hear your eyes breathing. 518 00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:23,640 Listen. Shhh! 519 00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:25,840 I can't hear anything. You can't hear that? 520 00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:29,240 Are you all right? Yeah, you? 521 00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:33,440 Oh, it's bouncy. 522 00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:34,640 Oh. 523 00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:36,760 I'm here with Kelly. 524 00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:40,840 Now, when this place was a community centre back in the '90s, 525 00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:43,640 it helped you turn your life around, didn't it, Kelly? 526 00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:46,840 {\an8}When my mum died, I started using drugs and alcohol, 527 00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:49,160 {\an8}got evicted, I was living on the streets, 528 00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:52,080 {\an8}and one day, I just came in here to get out of the cold. 529 00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:53,480 {\an8}The people were so caring, 530 00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:55,960 {\an8}didn't judge, they just listened to me when I said... 531 00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:58,560 {\an8}Listening is so important. 532 00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:02,400 Yeah, it helped me get my confidence back, my self-esteem. 533 00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:03,760 They helped me get a flat. 534 00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:06,600 They helped me go back to school and I turned my life around. 535 00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:09,120 Amazingly, Kelly is now a doctor. 536 00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:11,320 {\an8}I'm a chiropractor. 537 00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:13,120 {\an8}Amazing. 538 00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:16,080 {\an8}Thank you for sharing your amazing story with us, Kelly. 539 00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:18,040 {\an8}God bless you, sweetie. 540 00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:20,120 Can I have a hug? OK. 541 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,960 {\an8}At me, if this hit you as hard as it's hit me. 542 00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:27,960 {\an8}We need to help people like Kelly, so come on, come down here. 543 00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:30,080 Oh, sh, sh. It's OK. 544 00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:33,600 It's all right. We'll find her, don't worry. Don't cry. 545 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:35,240 Oh, it's OK. 546 00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:37,320 Right, you stay there. We'll find her, OK? 547 00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:39,120 All right. 548 00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:42,280 Has anyone lost a small child? 549 00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:43,560 She's got no hair. 550 00:28:56,920 --> 00:29:00,160 So, why did you leave your previous employment? 551 00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:02,520 I felt like I'd hit a bit of a glass ceiling. 552 00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:06,200 You felt like you hit a glass ceiling 553 00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:10,040 at a company called Halloran and Son, where you were the son in question? 554 00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:13,560 Yes, love. Yeah, I...I do. I did. 555 00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:17,960 Hitting the glass ceiling normally refers to women or minority groups 556 00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:21,680 encountering invisible barriers to their career because of prejudice. 557 00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:24,320 Yep. And you feel that applies to you? 558 00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:27,800 Prejudice can impact anyone, I think, 559 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:31,040 and what I want to do is... 560 00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:33,360 I want to... I want to smash that ceiling, you know? 561 00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:34,760 And I want to reach back in 562 00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:37,760 and I want to pull up anyone who's behind me, you know? 563 00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:40,400 Be they women or... 564 00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:43,680 ..immigrants, minorities, anyone, you know, 565 00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:47,480 as long as they're hard workers and they pass the background checks. 566 00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:00,560 Thank you for taking the time to come in today. 567 00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:03,520 That's it? We're done? 568 00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:07,200 Did I get the job? 569 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:10,680 I'm afraid not. We've decided to go a different way. 570 00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:15,040 What does that mean? 571 00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:18,160 We're looking for someone 572 00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:21,960 who can integrate into a more contemporary ecosystem. 573 00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:28,480 I can integrate into an ecosystem. I can. That's... 574 00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:30,720 Please, look, I... 575 00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:31,960 ..I need this job. 576 00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:35,920 OK? And, so, you know... 577 00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:41,480 Come on. Just give me a chance. 578 00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:44,800 I'm sorry. 579 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,320 Sorry for calling you love, just then. 580 00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:04,880 I don't know what that was. Sorry. 581 00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:07,880 I just... I don't even say that normally. Just a slip of the tongue. 582 00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:09,160 It's fine. 583 00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:10,840 Well, is it, though? 584 00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:12,800 I mean, you're not hiring me, are you? 585 00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:14,600 Not because of that. 586 00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:15,920 I just... I don't know. 587 00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:19,560 I don't know what I'm supposed to say or do any more. 588 00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:22,960 Changing by the bloody minute, isn't it? 589 00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:26,280 It just...it just seems like from the beginning of time, you know, 590 00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:29,720 if it...if it wagged its tail and it barked and looked like a dog, 591 00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:31,640 it was a dog. 592 00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:34,360 And these days, it turns out it could be a cat. 593 00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:35,880 It could be a cat. 594 00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:37,960 But if you call it a dog and it's actually a cat, 595 00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:39,680 that's it, man, you're just... 596 00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:42,160 You're cancelled. No second chances. 597 00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:46,160 You know, I'm a... I'm a middle-aged white bloke. Sorry, you know? 598 00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:49,360 I can't help it. I was born this way and... 599 00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:52,920 ..that's it. It doesn't automatically make me homophobic 600 00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:57,720 or transphobic or sexist or racist, OK? 601 00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:01,200 Yes, I did... I did recently fire one of our black delivery guys, 602 00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:02,760 not because he was black, 603 00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:06,200 because he was reading his Kindle while he was driving. 604 00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:09,160 And, ladies, for what it's worth, 605 00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:11,880 if my hand happens to brush up against you in the lift, 606 00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:14,960 it doesn't automatically make me Harvey bloody Weinstein, OK? 607 00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:18,040 Cos believe it or not, not every single living man out there 608 00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:21,000 wants to jump your bones at every fucking opportunity. 609 00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:25,640 Thanks for coming in. 610 00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:45,120 This place would need so much work. 611 00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:47,080 Doesn't anything that's worth doing? 612 00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:51,040 You ready for my menu ideas, yeah? 613 00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:54,960 Aight, so we got ackee and saltfish, dumpling, 614 00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:59,000 oxtail, jerk chicken rice and peas, 615 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:02,080 green mango chutney, sorrel - 616 00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:03,960 all the stuff my grandma used to make. 617 00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:07,120 So, what do you say? 618 00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:14,880 Hello? 619 00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:16,000 You're screwed. 620 00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:19,560 Did you scoop new recruits without talking to me? 621 00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:22,080 Well, business is booming. We needed extra hands. 622 00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:24,960 Well, one of your new hands pulled a knife on a customer, 623 00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:27,400 who then went to the feds, who've now picked him up. 624 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:29,120 Some youth called Tyler? 625 00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:31,200 Are you even vetting these people? 626 00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:33,360 Well, how are you meant to vet drug dealers, 627 00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:35,640 you know, ask for a CV and a reference? 628 00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:38,480 I beg you tell me this Tyler ain't seen your face. 629 00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:39,640 He... 630 00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:41,120 Yeah, he has seen my face. 631 00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:43,040 Shit! What? 632 00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:45,840 That means he can ID you, you amateur. 633 00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:48,480 He could be looking at a ten stretch. 634 00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:52,040 Which means? Which means he'll trade you for a reduced sentence. 635 00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:55,160 And once they've got you, genius, they've got me. 636 00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:56,760 There has to be something we can do. 637 00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:58,920 Damn right. Stop him talking ASAP. 638 00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:00,400 OK, how do we do that...? 639 00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:06,200 You all right, officer? 640 00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:14,720 Go on, then. 641 00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:16,560 Are you going to say, "I told you so"? 642 00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:18,880 I was going to say... 643 00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:23,840 ..we need a good lawyer. 644 00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:30,480 No, we need a bad lawyer. 645 00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:32,800 Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God. 646 00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:34,680 Breathe, calm down, we can sort this. 647 00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:36,680 How? He'll have a duty lawyer assigned to him 648 00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:38,560 and he'll encourage him to make any deal he can, 649 00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:40,040 and then he'll start naming names, 650 00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:41,960 and one of the names he's going to name is your name 651 00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:43,240 and that'll lead to my name. 652 00:34:43,240 --> 00:34:45,760 OK, so, just get in that police cell and stop him talking. 653 00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:47,760 How the bloody hell am I supposed to do that? 654 00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:49,880 Oh, God. Oh, God, oh, God. 655 00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:53,440 Just breathe, calm down. We can figure it out. It's fine. 656 00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:55,480 There's no way to get inside a police cell. 657 00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:58,160 There is always a way. Think. 658 00:34:58,160 --> 00:34:59,680 We're on our way back now. 659 00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:10,880 Did you commit armed robbery in broad daylight with no mask, 660 00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:12,560 nothing covering your face? 661 00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:15,920 Peppa Pig. 662 00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:17,880 Either you're incredibly stupid 663 00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:21,200 or you didn't go to that flat with the intention of robbing anyone. 664 00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:22,680 Why did you go to the flat? 665 00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:23,960 Peppa Pig. 666 00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:26,760 Are you involved in drug dealing? 667 00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:28,760 Peppa... Pig. I got it. 668 00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:33,360 Community! Not 5G! 669 00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:35,240 Community! Not 5G! 670 00:35:35,240 --> 00:35:37,640 Community! Not 5G! 671 00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:39,920 Community! Not 5G! 672 00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:42,400 Community! Not 5G! 673 00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:45,040 Community! Not 5G! 674 00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:48,000 I told you I was right to involve a celebrity. 675 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:51,480 Lady Gabby. 676 00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:54,560 Hi, guys. Esther Mansfield, West Country News. 677 00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:58,000 How do you react to the controversy around your livestream? 678 00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,240 What controversy? 679 00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:00,680 Have you read some of the things 680 00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:02,440 that people are saying about you online? 681 00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:03,960 What are people saying? 682 00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:05,960 "Tell Lady Gabby I'd like to donate money..." 683 00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:07,400 Yay, great! 684 00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:10,160 "..so this dumb airhead can go back to school 685 00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:13,240 "and learn about white saviour complex." 686 00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:15,040 That took a turn I wasn't expecting. 687 00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:16,480 Mm. You're trending. 688 00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:20,680 People are accusing you of being a white supremacist. 689 00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:21,840 What? 690 00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:23,720 We have to get going, we've got a big problem. 691 00:36:23,720 --> 00:36:25,600 I know, I've got a problem right here. 692 00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:27,760 Yeah, but this one won't put you in jail. 693 00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:29,640 ..black people by reinforcing 694 00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:33,880 inherited white supremacist systems of oppression. 695 00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:36,560 But I'm... I'm not. I...I don't even know what that means. 696 00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:38,000 I think that's part of the problem. 697 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,640 Can we talk about why we are really down here today? 698 00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:42,920 This one says, "Does Lady Gabby seriously think 699 00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:45,480 "people of colour need her to save them?" 700 00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:47,280 I mean, I'm trying to. 701 00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:48,640 OK, let's go. Lady Gabby... 702 00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:50,920 Where's Greg? He normally handles these things. 703 00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:52,600 Where's Greg? Lady Gabby. 704 00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:55,200 Lady Gabby, are you a white supremacist? 705 00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:56,880 Does your silence mean yes? 706 00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:58,160 No! 707 00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:04,920 Telephone! Go home! Shut up. 708 00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:06,360 When were you born? 709 00:37:07,720 --> 00:37:09,320 You can answer that at least. 710 00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:11,960 The 12th of August 2003. 711 00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:13,480 So, you're 18 years old. 712 00:37:14,720 --> 00:37:16,800 You'll be charged as an adult. 713 00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:18,520 That means prison. 714 00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:21,280 Do you know how long you get for armed robbery? 715 00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:22,640 Five to ten years. 716 00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:28,880 You will get done for this. 717 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:31,480 You'll go to prison... 718 00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:36,440 ..or you can co-operate and I can help you. 719 00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:39,400 If you don't, they will charge you with armed robbery, 720 00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:41,880 and once they charge you, I can't help you. 721 00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:43,760 Do you want me to help you? 722 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,920 Myrna Okeke, Bristol Justice Collective. 723 00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:53,280 You're holding a young man named Tyler Levison. 724 00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:56,360 We demand to speak to him immediately. 725 00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:58,160 Well, hurry up. 726 00:37:58,160 --> 00:37:59,720 Chop, chop! 727 00:37:59,720 --> 00:38:02,320 Do you think you're ready for prison? 728 00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:05,200 Locked up for 23 hours a day. 729 00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:07,360 Rat-infested. 730 00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:09,600 It's overcrowded 731 00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:10,920 and I hope you like a ruck 732 00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:14,360 because they will beat you down the minute they look at you. 733 00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:16,400 That's if you don't kill yourself first. 734 00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:18,360 Lots of suicides in prison. 735 00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:31,040 Tyler Levison's being spoken to by an officer 736 00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:32,440 and has a duty solicitor present. 737 00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:33,680 Oh, well, that won't do. 738 00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:35,920 Yeah, well, it's going to have to. Goodbye. 739 00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:37,680 Do you want me to get on social media? 740 00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:41,000 Tell them that Bristol and Avon Police are holding a young black man 741 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:45,400 and refusing to give him access to independent, free legal counsel? 742 00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:48,160 There'll be a mob outside in an hour. 743 00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:49,920 He's not black. 744 00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:51,400 Twitter won't care. 745 00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:56,360 Christian Taylor, heard of him? 746 00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:57,960 Ran Brook Hill. 747 00:38:57,960 --> 00:39:01,040 He's inside now and he told me, in his cell, 748 00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:04,240 whenever anyone above him pulls the flush, 749 00:39:04,240 --> 00:39:06,360 their shit bubbles up in his toilet. 750 00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:10,600 Fancy staring at other people's shit for five to ten years? 751 00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:21,120 What do you want to know? 752 00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:22,360 Who are you dealing for? 753 00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:27,200 Knock, knock. Don't say another word, Tyler. 754 00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:28,520 What's going on? 755 00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:31,320 Well, as a solicitor working with the Bristol Justice Collective 756 00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:33,640 and given the ongoing miscarriages of justice 757 00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:35,000 by the police in this city, 758 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,360 I am providing this young man with free legal counsel. 759 00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:39,600 So, I'd like to speak to my client in private, please, 760 00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:41,000 if you don't mind. 761 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,600 Off we go. 762 00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:43,880 Quick as you can. 763 00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:46,400 I normally get paid by the hour but I'm doing this pro bono, 764 00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:47,640 so I'm losing money. 765 00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:49,120 Why did you let him in? 766 00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:51,800 They were threatening to put something on Twitter. 767 00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:53,040 Fair enough. 768 00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:56,840 What have you told her? 769 00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:59,480 I ain't sayin' nothing to you, too. I don't know you. 770 00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:02,040 Well, my name's Greg and I'm your new lawyer. 771 00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:04,400 I like pork pies... 772 00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:07,080 ..good manners, anything starring Martin Clunes. 773 00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:09,240 I hate racism, homophobia, 774 00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:11,440 and when you leave tissues in your trouser pockets, 775 00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:13,280 and then put them in the washing machine. 776 00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:14,720 Yeah, that sucks. Right, exactly. 777 00:40:14,720 --> 00:40:16,960 So, you know everything about me now. We trust each other. 778 00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:18,360 What did you tell her? Nothin'. 779 00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:20,440 OK, good. Well, if you continue to say nothing, 780 00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:21,560 I can get you out of here. 781 00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:24,120 OK. All right? But you have to tell me, what did she want to know? 782 00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:26,600 They said they're going to charge me with armed robbery, 783 00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:28,760 unless I 'fess up about some dealing I done. 784 00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:32,640 OK, who did you rob? Some posh twat in some twatty flat. 785 00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:34,520 He kept going on about his Patek Philippe 786 00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:35,800 and it was getting on my tits. 787 00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:38,280 I can see how it would, yeah. Do you remember where he lived? 788 00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:41,560 Yeah. Raymond Gardens, number 22. 789 00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:42,960 You don't know his name, do you? 790 00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:44,400 His watch was engraved, 791 00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:47,920 "To Spencer, enjoy this fanny magnet, love, Gramps". 792 00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:50,040 Did you say Spencer? Yeah. 793 00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:00,480 Hello? Hi, it's me. 794 00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:19,040 Excuse me, sir, your father said not to... 795 00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:20,880 Dad, I need to talk to you. 796 00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:22,200 Now's not a good time. 797 00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:24,240 No, please. I'm on my way to see Hilgard. 798 00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:26,720 Please, listen. Put me on probation. 799 00:41:26,720 --> 00:41:28,920 Cut my pay by a quarter. Whatever you want. 800 00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:31,000 Just...just... 801 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,120 ..just take me back, please. 802 00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:34,680 You're begging. It's undignified. 803 00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:37,000 No, I'm not... 804 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,600 I'm not begging, Dad. 805 00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:41,080 I am asking you... 806 00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:43,880 ..for a second chance. Please. 807 00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:46,600 Listen, I...I will work every hour God sends. 808 00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:48,880 What would that teach you? 809 00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:50,080 Teach me? 810 00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:52,480 What more do I need to fucking learn?! 811 00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:56,160 Sorry. 812 00:41:58,120 --> 00:41:59,480 Sorry, I just... 813 00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:03,160 I'm on my arse here, mate. 814 00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:09,240 Really, truly, and I need your help. 815 00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:14,320 I don't deny you're on your arse but you're not coming back. 816 00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:16,920 Then what am I going to do? 817 00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:18,880 You will do what I did. 818 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,320 Pull yourself up by your bloody bootstraps. 819 00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:38,360 Lady Gabriella Penrose-Howe, 820 00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:42,880 the social media influencer, dubbed "the it-girl for the IT generation", 821 00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:44,400 faces a powerful backlash, 822 00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:48,200 following a livestreamed interview with a local woman of colour 823 00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:52,120 that many say revealed her white saviour complex. 824 00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:55,160 Abigail Knightly is from a nonprofit group, 825 00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:59,840 fighting poverty and modern slavery through art and dance. 826 00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:01,640 Abigail, you're one of those 827 00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:04,600 who was deeply upset by Her Ladyship's words. 828 00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:06,520 Yeah, I mean, my sister sent me the video 829 00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:08,360 and I was just immediately triggered. 830 00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:10,400 We do not need any more rich, 831 00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:14,800 narcissistic white saviours coming down to "the ghetto" 832 00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:17,200 to rescue impoverished people of colour, 833 00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:19,320 so that they can feel better about themselves 834 00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:21,480 and get more likes on Instagram. 835 00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:25,280 If you agree, please do follow me - @AbiKnightly. 836 00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:28,520 Well, Lady Gabriella, who first became famous 837 00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:31,600 after she was spotted twerking with Prince Harry 838 00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:33,400 in Ibiza eight years ago, 839 00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:37,440 is currently inside this building, refusing to speak to reporters. 840 00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:39,360 Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 841 00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:42,280 Diane, it's me. Do I know you? 842 00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:43,720 It's Myrna. 843 00:43:43,720 --> 00:43:46,000 Myrna, hi! 844 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:47,920 Whoa, why is your head so big? 845 00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:49,040 It's normal size. 846 00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:50,360 Is it? 847 00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:51,560 Cool. 848 00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:53,400 Hey, hey, look at my hands. 849 00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:54,720 They've turned into feet. 850 00:43:57,600 --> 00:43:58,880 Big feet. 851 00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:07,160 What happened to the protest? 852 00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:09,680 Myrna, I was only trying to help. 853 00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:11,400 Why are you hiding in here? 854 00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:13,760 We're not hiding. We're formulating a response. 855 00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:15,280 And that takes a committee, does it? 856 00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:17,960 This is a democracy, Myrna. The group has to speak as one. 857 00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:19,920 We should never have brought her in. 858 00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:22,480 I knew this was going to happen. I said that, didn't I? 859 00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:23,920 I'm so sorry. 860 00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:26,360 You were right, we know. 861 00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:31,200 We've just written her a statement. 862 00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:33,520 All in agreement, say "Aye". 863 00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:34,640 Aye. 864 00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:40,440 ♪ It's easy to fall in love 865 00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:43,200 ♪ When you fall in love you know you're done 866 00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:45,400 ♪ You got easy eyes to hunt 867 00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:48,120 ♪ When the world above needs your blood 868 00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:50,640 ♪ And the cold vain to the richest man 869 00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:53,280 ♪ They're paid away to steal our hand 870 00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:57,880 ♪ There ain't no easy way No, there ain't no easy way out 871 00:44:57,880 --> 00:45:03,000 ♪ There ain't no easy way, no, there ain't no easy way out 872 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:08,080 ♪ There ain't no easy way No, there ain't no easy way out. ♪ 873 00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:24,520 A quick word, Lady Gabby. 874 00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:26,400 I have prepared a statement. 875 00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:32,120 Through my recent insensitive remarks, 876 00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:39,040 I have reinforced the damaging stereotype of the white person 877 00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:42,160 as the benevolent agent of change and... 878 00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:47,040 ..and people of colour as the passive others 879 00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:49,640 in need of my charity. 880 00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:51,480 This goes against everything 881 00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:54,200 the Bristol Justice Collective stands for, 882 00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:58,120 and so, consequently, I am... 883 00:45:58,120 --> 00:46:01,080 ..stepping away from all involvement with the group. 884 00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:06,960 I am so deeply sorry for the hurt and pain I have caused. 885 00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:12,560 I will be taking time to reflect and... 886 00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:15,600 ..to educate myself. 887 00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:18,800 Thank you. 888 00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:22,200 Lady Gabby, white saviour complex is a symptom of white supremacy, 889 00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:24,760 which was used to justify the slave trade. 890 00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:26,760 Are you a white supremacist? 891 00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:28,120 I don't think so. 892 00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:29,960 You don't think so. So, you might be? 893 00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:32,800 No, you're twisting my words. That is enough. 894 00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:36,280 I am the founder of the Bristol Justice Collective 895 00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:40,160 and I refuse to accept Lady Gabby's resignation. 896 00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:43,160 And what's your name? Myrna Okeke. 897 00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:44,520 How do you spell that? 898 00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:47,040 You're a reporter, Google it. 899 00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:50,800 Do you know what? This is fake news. 900 00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:54,080 The real story is, why aren't you news people 901 00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:56,400 camped outside the council offices, 902 00:46:56,400 --> 00:47:00,240 asking the politicians why they're accepting money 903 00:47:00,240 --> 00:47:02,800 from a multinational telecommunications company, 904 00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:05,440 who pay zero tax in this country... 905 00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:08,040 Yeah! ..so they can knock down this community centre 906 00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:10,480 and put up a mobile phone mast? Yeah. 907 00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:13,680 We wouldn't know about any of that, if it wasn't for Gabby. 908 00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:17,760 I've been fighting white supremacy for 40 years, 909 00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:23,040 and let me tell you something, this woman ain't no white supremacist. 910 00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:26,880 She's just trying to raise some money to save this building. 911 00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:31,440 So, put your phones away, put your hands in your pockets - thanks - 912 00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:33,160 and give us your money. 913 00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:35,840 - Community! - Not 5G! 914 00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:38,360 Community! Not 5G! 915 00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:39,520 Come on, you as well. 916 00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:42,760 Paparazzi, news reporters, photographers, give us your money. 917 00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:45,520 - Community! - Not 5G! 918 00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:48,400 Community! Not 5G! 919 00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:51,160 Who are you dealing for? 920 00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:54,880 No comment. Who's running you? 921 00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:58,960 No comment. Who's in charge of Brook Hill? 922 00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:02,480 No comment, pig. 923 00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:03,800 I didn't tell him to say pig. 924 00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:06,240 I...I have absolute total respect for the police. 925 00:48:06,240 --> 00:48:09,280 Not the racist ones or the corrupt ones... 926 00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:11,440 ..or the ones that beat confessions out of people, 927 00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:13,680 but ones like you seem absolutely... 928 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:17,720 It's three o'clock. 929 00:48:17,720 --> 00:48:19,920 I'd have a little conversation with your solicitor, 930 00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:21,640 because at 3:30, I'm walking back in here, 931 00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:23,120 and if you don't start talking, 932 00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:25,640 I'm having you charged with armed robbery. 933 00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:28,000 That's five to ten years of bubbling shit. 934 00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:37,240 You said you'd sort this. 935 00:48:37,240 --> 00:48:38,320 I am. 936 00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:41,160 Well, you've got 30 minutes or I'm singing like Beyonce. 937 00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:50,360 Sure you want to do this? 938 00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:52,040 Is there another way? 939 00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:55,560 This'll be like role-play, yeah? Like WWE. 940 00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:57,560 We're not going to hurt him for real. 941 00:49:09,240 --> 00:49:10,920 Oh. 942 00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:17,680 Hello? 943 00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:19,960 Hi, it's Detective Sergeant Haines. 944 00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:21,440 Can I have a word, please? 945 00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:22,880 Er... 946 00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:24,200 Yeah, OK. 947 00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:29,920 Er... 948 00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:45,840 What? Urgh! 949 00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:47,200 Argh! 950 00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:51,760 Make a sound and I'll slit your throat. You got it? 951 00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:54,280 Take anything you want but I was literally robbed yesterday, 952 00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:55,640 so I haven't got much left. 953 00:49:55,640 --> 00:49:58,560 Look, I don't want your stuff. I want you to drop the charges. 954 00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:01,760 What? The boy that robbed you, I want you to drop all the charges. 955 00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:04,200 I...I can't. I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. 956 00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:06,640 No, no, I can't, I can't. The copper's already suspicious. 957 00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:09,240 If I drop the charges, she'll know something's up. 958 00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:28,800 You're going to do what we say or I'm going to break your arm. 959 00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:30,160 You're not serious? 960 00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:32,240 Hold his arm out straight. 961 00:50:32,240 --> 00:50:34,200 Hold his arm out straight! 962 00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:54,200 OK, sunshine, that's it. Final warning. 963 00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:56,360 I'm charging you with aggravated robbery, 964 00:50:56,360 --> 00:50:59,040 unless you tell me right now, who are you dealing for? 965 00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:05,240 I... DS Haines. What?! 966 00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:26,560 What do you want? 967 00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:27,920 I made a mistake. I'm sorry. 968 00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:29,640 The man you have is totally innocent. 969 00:51:29,640 --> 00:51:31,160 I withdraw all charges fully. 970 00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:34,520 Who got to you? 971 00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:35,960 I...I don't know what you mean. 972 00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:38,720 That watch just means so much to me, so I just wanted someone blamed, 973 00:51:38,720 --> 00:51:40,840 so I picked a random kid out of the line-up. 974 00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:45,040 Get out. Yes, ma'am. 975 00:51:49,720 --> 00:51:52,240 I don't suppose you found the watch...? Get out! 976 00:52:02,720 --> 00:52:03,880 Shall I put eyes on him? 977 00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:06,000 It's pointless. 978 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:07,920 Whoever's running him knows he's hot now. 979 00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:09,160 They'll stand him down. 980 00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:12,760 I blew our one bloody lead. 981 00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:15,360 Well, we may have another. 982 00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:19,200 You know PC Lane? No. 983 00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:20,920 Big guy, squiffy eye. Oh, yeah. 984 00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:24,400 Yeah, well, his gran got this random text - 985 00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:28,520 "Party all weekend with Columbian coffee, 100% pure. 986 00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:30,440 "Flat white - 80 quid. 987 00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:33,560 "Rock harder with double espresso - 150." 988 00:52:33,560 --> 00:52:36,040 That's some pricey coffee. 989 00:52:36,040 --> 00:52:38,120 Yeah, I'll check it out. 990 00:52:45,240 --> 00:52:48,640 Wow, people are so generous. 991 00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:50,520 Look at all these 50s. 992 00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:53,240 Amazing. 993 00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:21,960 Only four weeks left, until The Dean needs his money. 994 00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:24,440 He's worried you're falling behind schedule. 995 00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:27,520 So, he's asked us to come and give you a little kick up the arse. 996 00:53:42,240 --> 00:53:45,040 You weren't seriously going to break his arm, were you? 997 00:53:47,160 --> 00:53:48,480 If that's what it took. 998 00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:52,280 You can't be serious. 999 00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:54,360 You said it yourself, we have no choice. 1000 00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:56,560 We always have a choice - 1001 00:53:56,560 --> 00:53:58,240 whether to cross the line or not. 1002 00:53:58,240 --> 00:54:00,240 Just four more weeks, and then we're done. 1003 00:54:00,240 --> 00:54:02,360 All right, you keep saying we have four more weeks, 1004 00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:03,640 and then we're done, 1005 00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:06,240 but what if we've crossed a line and we can't go back? 1006 00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:13,200 You didn't say if you were down. 1007 00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:15,560 To what? My food shack idea. 1008 00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:22,960 We'd need a lot of start-up money... Yeah. 1009 00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:24,680 ..and it would be difficult. 1010 00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:27,000 Look, I could work extra shifts at the club. 1011 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:30,160 And I'm going to talk to John about mortgage structures 1012 00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:31,760 and small business loans. 1013 00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:37,360 You're not into this, are you? 1014 00:54:50,880 --> 00:54:53,360 Look, I don't want to pressure you, Rani, 1015 00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:56,520 but don't you want to make plans for when all this shit's over? 1016 00:54:56,520 --> 00:54:57,840 A food shack? 1017 00:54:57,840 --> 00:55:00,760 You were the one that said I could do this professionally. 1018 00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:03,720 For the first time, 1019 00:55:03,720 --> 00:55:07,920 someone said I could do something other than just staying alive. 1020 00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:25,080 What? 1021 00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:27,160 I'll have two flat whites, please. 1022 00:55:27,160 --> 00:55:31,200 Where are you? Bridge Street, by the water. 1023 00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:34,840 Wearing what? Grey hoodie and blue jeans. 1024 00:55:34,840 --> 00:55:36,360 30 minutes. Safe. 1025 00:55:57,440 --> 00:56:03,400 How about I...ask my parents for a loan to put down a deposit? 1026 00:56:06,360 --> 00:56:08,040 Seriously? 1027 00:56:08,040 --> 00:56:09,120 You'd do that? 1028 00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:12,560 Course, you're my boyfriend. 1029 00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:26,240 In response to the protest, 1030 00:56:26,240 --> 00:56:28,600 a spokesman for Bristol City Council said 1031 00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:31,840 they would hold a town hall meeting with local residents 1032 00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:35,960 and the telecommunications company to discuss plans. 1033 00:56:35,960 --> 00:56:39,520 The protest ended with a rather unexpected example 1034 00:56:39,520 --> 00:56:41,720 of police community outreach. 1035 00:56:41,720 --> 00:56:44,200 This is the grasshopper. Yeah! 1036 00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:46,360 This the wheelbarrowYeah! 1037 00:56:46,360 --> 00:56:49,040 Are you ready to see the Diane - special? - Yeah! 1038 00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:09,760 You, yeah? 1039 00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:11,320 All right, mate? 1040 00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:14,360 What you sayin'? You all right? Yeah, good, boss. How you doin'? 1041 00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:18,160 Aight, take that and take that. 1042 00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:19,680 All right? Cheers, boss. 1043 00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:21,800 Have a good one, yeah? You too, man. Aight. 1044 00:57:37,440 --> 00:57:39,240 All right, what have you got for me? 1045 00:57:39,240 --> 00:57:42,440 He gave me these, which ain't very on-brand. 1046 00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:45,080 We cool? 1047 00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:46,360 Cool. Cool. 1048 00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:54,600 "Say no to drugs, stay clean for good."